A good time...

For once in a very long time I went out and had a good time! Oh em gee, yes it's amazing. The only thing that I wish was that my drinking buddies where with me, because I got s-h-i-t faced! Once I started getting what I like to call, "I don't feel anything anymore and have to pee like a race horse" I decided to hit up the Bull Bombs x2. THEN I go pee AGAIN and go smoke outside, I come back and there is this shot waiting for me. I want to point out that I never once payed for a drink, thank god for BOOBIES!!! I look at Tom(the guy I went out with), and I say "Tom...what is this?" There is a lime and a package of salt there too, so really I knew but I needed confirmation. "Don't worry about it Jackie, it's good for you just drink it." "TOM! I have never done Tequila before!" We rant and rave, it's his turn to shoot for pool. So F*CK it I do it. There were two more shots after that. And that's when I don't remember much...here are the highlights that are in my head.

Enter Jackie and Tom sitting at the far, quiet end of the bar.

Tom- "Jackie are you ready to go home?" Smirking
Jackie looks at the brand new hasn't been touched open bottle of beer, sighs and says..."Yeah"

Enter Jackie and Tom sitting at Shari's for Breakfast.
Jackie- "Just get me whatever I will brb" Rushes to the bathroom...

Enter Jackie with her face on the seat on the toilet with barf in the toilet.

Enter Jackie walking back to the table and realizing Tom is finishing his meal...
Thoughts to herself "Jesus Christ, how long was I throwing up?!?! I must have passed out on the toilet...it was sooo cool, it felt good on my face."

Enter Jackie laying in bed wondering what the hell just happened...

TA DA!!!

It was good times, let's hope next time I go out I will be able to walk properly, without holding onto Tom's arm with my life in front of the cop watching me smiling like he just heard a very funny joke.

I hope that next weekend I will have better Bar Stories...I will try and stay a little bit more sober this time.