Monday, June 1, 2009

Life...

is good...for me. Sometimes I sit and think about everything I have been through and everything that has happened to me. And then I remember that I am still breathing, that I do have a few people that care about me. And even though there are the few that like to take advantage of my ability to share anything in the world for someone in need, there are those that do not take advantage of me. That's always nice.

Going on Vaca in two weeks, that should be fun. Ben and I are going to Arizona for about a week. We are going to be buying a digital cam so expect pics. Till next time...don't choke!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

St. Patties Day 09'

Happy St. Patties Day, I hope everyone had a good night of Irish fun!!!

Monday, March 16, 2009

I still got it...sheeeeet.

Adam told me so. Lol.

I have nothing else to talk about so just look at me and take it in. LOL

Sunday, March 1, 2009

YAY FOR BOOBIES!!!

So my ex step-dad and I went to Auto Zone for parts for the stupid ass truck that decided it wanted to lock up the breaks on me. ANYWAYS, so we are getting a new roater, break pads, seals etc etc. It all comes up to about $120.00 USD.

Jackie- "So do I get the 'Cute Redhead Discount'"?

FOGC*- "We don't have those."

Jackie- "You need to get on Corperate and get that going."

FOGC laughing at the thought of calling Corp for such a silly idea.

Ex Step-Dad is laughing his ass off

RGNTU** smiling and giggling thinking I will never pull this shit off.

FOGC - "If you buy these Fuel Injector Cleaners then I will give you 10% off.

Jackie laughing while saying "I don't drive anything with fuel injectors"

FOGC - "Are you in the Military?"

Jackie - "No but I can pretend I am. I grew up with the military to know enough (laughs)."

The total on the cash register says something about 112.00 USD and some change so I count it out and hand it to me. Next thing I know it says 102.00 and some change and he is handing me some money back!

RGNTU has a look of such surprise that the cute red head just got the discount he can't believe it. (picking up his jaw off the ground)

Ex Step-Dad looks at Jackie smiling big and laughing his ass off.

FOGC - "Now you remember this 'Cute Redhead Discount' and have a good day."

Jackie - "Thanks Honey, have a good one."

Jackie and Ex Step-dad walk out of Auto Zone laughing their asses off and smiling from ear to ear.

*Freaky Old Guy Cashier
**Random Guy Next to Us

Moral of the Story- REAL BOBBIES ROCK and DAMN I AM GOOD! ; )

Friday, February 27, 2009

Random Drunk Selfless Act

After quite a bit of Captain Morgan and too much Budweiser. I could no long remember what happened. BUT, Tina's husband did mention the reason for all my bruises and bruised tail bone. Apparently, Tina decided to come down stairs after a long bout of throwing up viciously and started to fall. Me being the lovely caring person I am decided to help her NOT fall down the stairs but instead ended up just breaking her fall. My tail bone still hurts and it's almost a week later...

Have no fear JACKIE IS HERE!!! Da-dada! *Cape flapping in wind*

We may be going out tonight...we'll see. BUT, I am trying to get up some money for a digital so I can start capturing the memories. So far I have an undeveloped disposable...lol and who knows what's on that lol.